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The Umbrella Yagna!

Since there has been no rain in Dakshina Kannada for the past several days, Baba Narendra Dev decided to go on a severe fast until death between breakfast and lunch. As it was approaching lunch time, Devendra, the god in charge of rain, appeared and told him that he would have been glad to give rain, but there were some 81 students of Gandhi Nagar Higher Primary school in Mangalore who would suffer as they had no umbrellas!

Said Devendra, “O my son, supply umbrellas to the 81 of them and I shall give you rain”.  

So, it was decided to hold a yagna called as Chatri Yagna in other words the umbrella ritual! In the state of Karnataka, or probably anywhere in India, it is not considered strange to marry frogs/donkeys , dig up dead bodies and perform prayers for rain. The Chief Minister Sri B.S.Yaddiyurappa has gone on record that it was he who prayed and got rain for the state last year. But when floods resulted he blamed dams in Andhra Pradesh for them. Recently he and an ex-Chief Minister of Karnataka had a dispute which they wanted to settle in the presence of a temple deity by taking oaths!

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But of course the young children of the Gandhi Nagar Higher primary school would have none of that. Before handing over umbrellas to them we asked them whether it would rain if they were given umbrellas- they said no. When we asked them whether performing marriages between frogs or donkeys causes rain, they said no. When asked whether performing pujas would bring rains, they gave a derisive laugh. So, it is the prerogative of the adults, particularly the political class, to bring superstitions into every aspect of life!

It was a group of happy children who received their umbrellas. The week before this we had given them note books, as we have been doing for a decade now. The help from us rationalists come without strings- we do not ask the children to sing songs of worship to any god and we don’t want our photos to be put up in their premises. We ask them to do just one thing- to put things to the test of reason before accepting them!

Umbrella Yagna

Umbrella Yagna

We know that this is no great aid but a small deed for those of us who have to use our hard earned money for such work. The Gandhi Nagar Government Higher primary school has been the recipient of such help from us. This school has students from the socially and economically backward sections of society, and we try our best to help them. Dr.Srinivas Kakkilaya, an active member of our movement and an alumni of the school, was also present.

Update: And it rained on the night of the 23rd. See how successful the yagna was! This is how our Babas and miracle mongers act. Fooling the people!

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  • And it rained on the night of the 23rd. See how successful the yagna was! This is how our Babas and miracle mongers act. Fooling the people!

    • So you fooled the people too, because the Babas and Miracle monger do it? just curious what you are trying to say

      • Sonia, it’s right there in the 4th para:

        But of course the young children of the Gandhi Nagar Higher primary school would have none of that. Before handing over umbrellas to them we asked them whether it would rain if they were given umbrellas- they said no. When we asked them whether performing marriages between frogs or donkeys causes rain, they said no. When asked whether performing pujas would bring rains, they gave a derisive laugh. So, it is the prerogative of the adults, particularly the political class, to bring superstitions into every aspect of life!

      • It might have rained in Italy when the pope prayed for it! please understand the satirical tone of the write up. Our intention was very clear right from the beginning- make the children think about the cause and effect relationship.

        • Sorry Mr. Nayak. By calling it Chatri Yagna – you intention is very clear – and it is not ” make the children think about the cause and effect relationship” – it very clearly is “Make Mockery of Babas and Miracle Mongers” – Making the children think about cause and effect was incidental or a by-product. I have great respect for you as an individual – but I thought you would be a more positive person than this!

          • It was not called that when I spoke to the children. The caption was given when the press report was made. Any way,the positive out come is that they have got umbrellas and later on the 2nd July we also gave bags to 68 other children and also a small treat for all of them.
            I dont see what is negative about is Sonia. Anyway you are entitled to your opinion and may be next year we could give them Italian things!

          • So you think the frauds who perpetuate superstition on children do not deserve to be mocked?

            The most effective way of teaching is through entertainment.

          • “Make Mockery of Babas and Miracle Mongers”

            Well, what else can you do with the ones who prey on the innocent and the gullible? Tarring and feathering would be illegal, and inhumane.

            “I thought you would be a more positive person than this”

            He *is* a positive person, it’d seem, because he actually has insurmountable odds in exposing the myth and superstition that has such a stranglehold on society. People being told to respect charlatans because,… well why?

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